This is the combined 'as-alkahal' series.
The 6 parts to it:

asScotch		Gets the days User Friendly comic strip
asGin			Linux Today headlines
asRum			Segfault headlines
asWhiskey		Freshmeat headlines
asVodka			Slashdot headlines
asTequila		TARP headlines (The AfterStep Resource Page)

					-ishamael@orodruin.ddns.org